China Punks 13: Law?! We don’t need no stinkin’ Law!

Recorded on May 16, 2012

Here at China Punks, we like to take your misguided and pre-conceived notions of decency, etiquette, and rule of law and smash them to little bits with our “China Punks Bear and Wizard Deterrent” baseball bats.

So if you’re that guy (or gal) standing in front of the subway (or elevator) doors, get the hell out of our way or the next thing in your face just might be your doom.

If you’re that fat jerk talking smack about our beards, STFU or be the target of the “China Punks” Stare of Death©®™ (deadlier than any Death Star laser, because its real)

Download or Stream China Punks 13

charlie’s trip

crackdown on illegal foreigners

Beijing to “Clean Up” Illegal Foreigners
Watch: Fight between Chinese and laowai passenger on train
British Man Beat Up For Sexually Assaulting Chinese Girl

female chengguan in Harbin

Female inspectors are a hit

City Urban Administrative and Law Enforcement Bureau

46th anniversary of cultural revolution

Mid-Week Links, Part 2: Retired CCP members ask for Zhou Yongkang and Liu Yunshan to resign, Salman Rushdie on censorship, and “anti-cult month”

chen developments

Chen reports ‘first concrete step’ toward leaving China
Amid celebrations over activist deal, US officials admit they haven’t told Chen Guangcheng that Santa Claus doesn’t exist

baidu’s new phone

Baidu to Sell Inexpensive Smartphone
Baidu Unveils Low Cost Smartphone with Voice Recognition and 100GB of Cloud Storage

BBC reports that everyone likes China

China Ranked 5th in BBC Global Popularity Survey, Above USA



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